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Monday, October 19, 2009
Welcome
I realized when I created my first blog that the name was a little confusing (ignavuscanis.blogspot.com) so I created the one you are currently on to divert traffic to my original blog. Sorry for the confusion but please go to the other one for some more fun.
Thanks,
Eric
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Milk Bones
How dogs and men are the same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
Milk Bones
How dogs and men are the same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
Milk Bones
"Do you want to know who your true friend is? Lock both your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for about 6 hours. Open the trunk and the one happy to see you is your true friend."
Friday, March 20, 2009
Milk Bones
"God works in his elect in two ways: within, through his Spirit; without, through his Word. By his Spirit, illuminating their minds and forming their hearts to the love and cultivation of righteousness, he makes them a new creation. By his Word, he arouses them to desire, to seek after, and to attain that same renewal. In both he reveals the working of his hand according to the mode of dispensation. When he addresses the same Word to the reprobate, though not to correct them, he makes it serve another use: today to press them with the witness of conscience, and in the Day of Judgment to render them the more inexcusable. Thus, although Christ declares that no one except him whom the Father draws can come to him, and the elect come after they have "heard and learned from the Father" [John 6:44-45], still Christ does not neglect the teacher's office, but with his own voice unremittingly summons those who need to be taught within by the Holy Spirit in order to make any progress. Paul points out that teaching is not useless among the reprobate, because it is to them "a fragrance from death to death" [II Cor. 2:16], yet "a sweet fragrance to God" [II Cor. 2:15]."
Beautifully written! I especially enjoy:
"By his Spirit, illuminating their minds and forming their hearts to the love and cultivation of righteousness, he makes them a new creation. By his Word, he arouses them to desire, to seek after, and to attain that same renewal."
There is a lot more. Just whetting your appetite.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Back from my Walkies
"Advancing still from strength to strength, I go where other pilgrims trod til each to Zion comes at length and stands before the face of God..."
Monday, March 16, 2009
Milk Bones
Smiley Blanton
Milk Bones
-Smiley Blanton
Milk Bones
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
-Smiley Blanton
Raw Hide
I would apologize, but who and what am I apologizing for? That you didn't get to read my ramblings for the past 4 months? How arrogant is that? I missed writing here, but life was difficult, no hard recently. I think that spring is finally coming. Always winter - never Christmas to quote Lewis.
In case you were wondering about a few posts ago regarding our new addition, Daisy. She was short-lived. We gave her back. Tooooo high maintenance for me. My goodness, she was hyper.
Well it's nice to be back on top of the dog house. (Snoopy metaphor) I'll try to be more faithful.
Have a great day.
